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randomintheheart:

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slightlycompletelycrazyobsessed:

‘Why would Merlin leave Arthur now?’

she looks like a deranged merthur shipper

(Source: someonewillcare)

vriskamindfangserket:

just look at how slutty i am, i’m just fucking asking for it with my FUCKING BIKING SHORTS ON UNDERNEATH

so i went into my work today to pickup my markout and get a drink for my mom but i noticed (a) was working and i never let her make my drinks anymore because she’s notorious for fucking them up. so the second i get in all i hear is “so hope. hope. hope lemme ask you somethin. hope. hope i got a question.” and i was ignoring her of course because her questions always revolve around something dumb and childish and i was with my mother but eventually i gave it “what is it (a)?”

“so where’s the rest of your skirt?”

i ignored the question

“so where’s the rest of your skirt?”

i ignored it again

“so where’s the rest of your skirt?”

i respond with sarcasm “i ate it! i was very hungry and grey is my favorite flavor!”

“you look like you’re just asking for it! i can’t damn near see your goodies!! someone better not sneeze or that things going flyin!!!”

“dude i’m wearing fucking shorts, let it go.”

“pff yeah right wearing shorts, what are they bikini bottoms”

so i showed her my shorts like wow look how fucking indecent of me, and she FUCKING AVERTS HER EYES LIKE I WHIPPED OUT MY TWELVE INCH COCK AND SLAPPED HER ACROSS THE FUCKING FACE “SHE’S TRYING TO FLASH ME SHE’S TRYING TO FLASH ME I THINK I JUST SAW SOME PINK FRILLIES!!!”

mind you this was in a crowded starbucks in front of my mom

i finished making my mom’s drink and the two other drinks (a) was neglecting while she made fun of me and left